Monday, May 27, 2019

The Messy History of Messers, aka a Window into my Crippling Obsession with Swords and Other Such Things

(Originally Posted on Jul 23, 2018)

You Call That a Knife? THIS Is a Knife!


This is a Messer. It's a sword...kind of. It's a knife...sort of. Is it both? Neither? Some sort of weird Schrodinger's Cat-esque aberration where it's both neither and both at the same time? Much like the plot of Kingdom Hearts, no one can really tell for sure what it is.

So for now, we'll just say, it's a weapon and it's cool.
The Messer rose to prominence in the late medieval era, created as a slashing-weapon similar, if not identical in function to the Falchion. In Germany, this was by and large the most common weapon used, as they were relatively cheap and happened to skirt a law that allowed only knives to be carried by commoners. Remember when I said this weapon was kind of a weird...knife/sword hybrid? Well, that's because the Messer is technically classified as a longknife rather than a sword.


If you take a look at the grip, you'll note the three fasteners, indicating the blade is a full tang construct. It's pretty odd-looking for a sword, and immediately stood out to me less of a sword handle...and more the handle of a really big-ass knife.


Pictured above is a set of tableware knives used not for carving the skulls of your enemies...but for carving that juicy piece of roast boar your hunter friend Hans bagged on his last hunt. If you were to compare the Messer and this less violent instrument to each other side-by-side however, you'll note they share many distinguishing features. Single edged blade? Check. Full tang fastened by metal bolts? Check. Created for cutting and slicing as opposed to stabbing, a la a Roman Gladius? Checkity-check! In fact, the only real points of difference are the presence of a pommel, a cross-guard, and a slightly more weapon...y look. One need only compare the above images of the kitchen knives and their Big Brother to an image of a true sword...
450px-sword_parts-en-svg see that it's a far cry from the simplicity of the Messer. Note the lack of a fuller or rain-guard, the emphasis on cutting rather than stabbing, and the single edge. All characteristics commonly associated more with European knives than with swords.

So essentially, what you had was a weapon that functioned like a sword, but legally speaking, was every bit as much of a knife as the apple-peeler in your back pocket. So to skirt the draconian laws that kept peasants in their place, lower-class Germans would arm themselves with knives that were technically swords, but fit all the legal minutea of what a knife ought to be.'s actually not true. Everything I said about law-skirting German peasants is, in actuality, all a lie. A commonly accepted lie, one even noted HEMA youtuber Lindybeige stated in his video on the subject. And in basically every source I looked up on the subject, the Messer's status as a "longknife" was chalked up to the "Germans weren't allowed to have swords" explanation. This is in fact, not true however. As it turns out, Germans in that period were required by law to own actual swords. As in, "Hippies without swords will get thrown in the goddamn dungeon because real men own swords" illegal. "We expect a standing militia, so stop listening to Bob Dylan and AMASS AN ARMORY TO DEFEND YOUR FAMILY AND COUNTRY" illegal.

Crazy, right? This is basically the exact opposite of everything I read! And yet, there's actual academic proof for the latter. Proof covered by another fantastic HEMA youtuber, Shadiversity who explains why exactly the Messer has such a complicated status in the weapons world. Long story short, the most historically plausible belief happens to involve knifemakers wanting to produce swords, and skirting the laws of their own guilds to produce weapons that were technically knives, but functioned like swords, so as to get a leg up over those jerkwads in the Swordmakers' Guild.
Below is Shad's lengthy and quite informative five-part video series on Messers and Falchions from an academic standpoint. If like me, your lust for knowledge of all things sword-related cannot be contained, I suggest you give it a watch.

Also, consider subscribing to him! He's a fantastic content creator, and utterly essential if you wish to implement historical realism in your fantasy narrative, be it a novel, D&D session or whatever else.

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